you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Welp...herpes.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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