just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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