Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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