So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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