I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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