one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She needs sedatives and a leash
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Shame is for Republicans.
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