are you so shy because you have an std?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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