her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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