Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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