Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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