he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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