I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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