just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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