i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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