her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Even my vagina gasped.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
