i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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