I want to walk on stilts...naked
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i think i just naturally attract stoners
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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