So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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