Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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