We're like a lot better than the average bears
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
