Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I think my moral compass just broke
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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