Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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