Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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