but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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