yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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