he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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