Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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