i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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