carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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