glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
ttyl tear gas
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
This baby is an asshole
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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