Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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