Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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