He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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