i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
