if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Found your dick twin last night
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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