His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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