KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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