So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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