How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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