I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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