If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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