You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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