If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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