just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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