capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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