Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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