Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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