Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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