I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
