Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize
