They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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