Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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