im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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