man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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